英語(yǔ)小笑話短篇故事閱讀
英語(yǔ)小笑話短篇故事閱讀
笑話(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話故事，希望可以幫助大家!
短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話故事：疼痛之極
A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a painkiller. "Don’t bother Doctor," said the man. "I' ve been through a lot worse."
一個(gè)傷痕累累的建筑工人沖進(jìn)了一家醫(yī)院，醫(yī)生馬上讓護(hù)士去拿止痛藥，“不必麻煩您了，醫(yī)生。”那人說(shuō)道，“比這更痛的傷我都經(jīng)歷過(guò)了。”
"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.
“比現(xiàn)在的傷還要痛嗎?”醫(yī)生問(wèn)。
"I’11 tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM，the thing snapped shut on my balls."
“我先說(shuō)說(shuō)讓我感到還不是最痛苦的那件事吧，一天我在打獵的時(shí)候突然想要大便，于是就脫掉褲子蹲在地上，不料被捕熊的夾子絆倒了，那東西夾住了我的皋丸。”
The doctor winced, "That’s awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"
醫(yī)生聽(tīng)后顫抖了一下，說(shuō)道“太可怕了，那告訴我什么又是最痛苦的事呢?”
"When I reached the end of the chain."
“當(dāng)我摸到鎖鏈盡端的時(shí)候。”
短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話故事：教育階段
The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.”
一天工程系的主任走進(jìn)一個(gè)班，說(shuō)道:“早上好。”
The whole class chorused" Good Morning”
全班齊聲回復(fù):“早上好。”
"Hi，you are freshmen aren’t you?" he asked.
“你們是大一的吧?”主任問(wèn)道。
One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.
一個(gè)膽子比較大的同學(xué)問(wèn)主任是怎么知道的。
"Well，”he said. "When I say‘Good Morning' to a class，if they are freshmen they say Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores，they quietly fold their papers away，and look at me. A class of juniors will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to them. A class of seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. When I say `Good Morning' to a class of graduate students, they write it down.”
“嗯，”主任說(shuō)，“如果是大一的新生，當(dāng)我向他們問(wèn)早上好的時(shí)候，他們也一定會(huì)說(shuō)‘早上好’的。如果他們是大二的學(xué)生，他們會(huì)輕輕地合上課本，然后集體望著我。大三的學(xué)生則會(huì)從書本上抬起頭看我一眼，然后馬上又繼續(xù)讀書了。大四的學(xué)生則會(huì)對(duì)我視而不見(jiàn)，繼續(xù)看書。至于研究生班的學(xué)生，我向他們問(wèn)早上好，他們就會(huì)把這句話寫在筆記上。”
短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話故事：死在波蘭人手里
A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway，I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, a big guy came in and said to me，"Hey pal, I’m Polish and I don’t like you telling all those Polish jokes!”
幾天前，我和幾個(gè)朋友在酒吧里講所知道的關(guān)于波蘭人的笑話。大家都笑得東倒西歪。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，我進(jìn)了洗手間去方便，這時(shí)一個(gè)壯漢走到我身邊說(shuō):“嘿，伙計(jì)，我就是波蘭人，我討厭剛才你說(shuō)的那些有關(guān)波蘭人的笑話。”
So I said，“"ell，they' re not against you，pal , just against anyone in Poland.”“My mother is in Poland!”He screams，and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!
我回答說(shuō):“行了，我又不是針對(duì)你說(shuō)的，只不過(guò)是說(shuō)那些在波蘭的人。”“我媽媽就在波蘭!”他吼道，然后抽出一把剃刀，我被嚇壞了!我敢肯定，如果他認(rèn)為我身上有什么地方可以插進(jìn)他手中那把剃刀的話，他一定會(huì)殺了我的!
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