英語笑話10詞

時(shí)間：2017-05-06 08:42:22 韋彥867由分享

　　笑話是一種重要的交際手段,在人們的日常生活中起著重要作用。小編精心收集了10詞英語笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　10詞英語笑話篇1

　　Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one.

　　有三只猩猩一個(gè)接一個(gè)地從樹上掉下來。

　　the first one was sick,the Second was being a copycat and the third gave in to peer pressure.

　　第一只生病了，第二只盲目模仿，第三只屈服于同僚壓力

　　10詞英語笑話篇2

　　"Doctor,"she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.”

　　”醫(yī)生“她沖進(jìn)屋后大聲說道。"我想讓你坦率地告訴我，我到底得了什么病。"

　　He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam,”he said at length, “l've just three things to telf you. First,your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, l'm an artist,the doctor lives downstairs."

　　他從頭到腳打量了她，然后大聲說：“太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅;第二，如您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的相貌將會變美。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下。”

　　10詞英語笑話篇3

　　During a visit to the mental asylum,a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?""Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub,and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup,and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."Oh,I understand,n said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."Noooooooo! n answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

　　一個(gè)參觀者在參觀一所精神病院的時(shí)候問院長，”你們是用什么標(biāo)準(zhǔn)來決定一個(gè)人是否應(yīng)該進(jìn)精神病院呢?””哦……¨院長說，“是這樣，我們先給一個(gè)浴缸放滿水，然后我們給病人一個(gè)茶匙，一個(gè)茶杯和一個(gè)水桶去把浴缸里面的水放清。“哦，我明白了¨，參觀者說，”正常人會選擇水桶，因?yàn)樗氨炔璩缀筒璞娜莘e大。””錯(cuò)了”，院長回答道，正常人會把浴缸塞子拔掉。