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成人英語(yǔ)笑話(帶翻譯):It would hurt you

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  It would hurt you 它會(huì)傷害到你

  "Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?"

  "I can't tell you the truth," said his wife after a long pause. "it would hurt you too much."

  "Oh, don't be ridiculous," he insisted. "I don't mind who the father is. I'm just curious."

  The wife ffinally confessed. "Well, if you really want to know, Jim is your child."

  "為什么我們四個(gè)孩子中,三個(gè)是黑頭發(fā),而小吉姆卻是金色頭發(fā)?吉姆是誰(shuí)的孩子?"

  “我不能告訴你,”他妻子停了許久才說,“那會(huì)傷害你太深。”

  “ 哦,別無聊了,”他堅(jiān)持著,“我不在乎他的父親是誰(shuí),只是好奇而已。”

  妻子最后承認(rèn)了。“好吧,如果你真想知道的話,吉姆是你的孩子。”

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